Those over the age of 25 are being admonished to remain away from the Asbury religious spectacle.
Perhaps it is that those over that age are likely more able to poke doctrinal holes in the ritualized proceedings.
Or perhaps God no longer finds you all that desirable if you have a little sag or flab.
Given the propensity of this educational institution towards woketopian fads, probably won’t be long until the number of Caucasians admitted are limited as well in order to boost the diversity statistics.
Before this is over, this is likely not going to be an actual revival but rather a religionist veneer poured over the politically correct nonsense that has been smoldering in churchy circles for some time now.
by Frederick Meekins